National Football League has nosebleed seats
You have to sit so high, there is a chance of getting a nosebleed
Arena Football has nosebleed seats to
You sit in the front row
players come flying at you
over the sideline boards
bang into you and give you a nosebleed
Incredible

3 years ago today in npocs history
npoc decided to follow up on the lead, and contacted big tiff, other wise known as bacardy hardy, big tiff was a friend of the curly headed girl that ran straight into npocs heart that fateful friday night at Martig Stadium,
Big Tiff delievered the "hookup" and npoc and his curly haired girl were set to meet at school on monday

In other news, the ShalerShitStarters were at their peak just releasing their 3rd edition, it created an uproar around the school but proved to be extremly popular, the email has been reported to have reached over 1000 students, the inital mailing was a little over 100, plus forwarding increased that 10 fold, npoc gave birth to the publication and led it all the way to its demise, he faced controversy, received threats, hush money, 50$ in small unmarked bills inside his locker to keep a big rumor on the DL, and most importantly changed ShalerArea forever
This publication would soon give way to the MillvaleDirtball, ShalerFreePress and other copy publications
The SAShitStarters would release 7 volumes and the infamous lost edition would still remains alive locked up in a vault in SanGeorges, Nevada, the site branched off with voting poll sites which were receiving incredible amounts of hits, feedback measured around 3 emails per hour, every hour, every day

npocs crowing literary achievment
which brings us to...

Top 10 Literay Achievments of Npocs Career
#10) His first handwritten letter, i, recorded in 2nd grade and was soon forgetten by 6th grade (I honestly have forgotten how to handwrite)

#9) The music and movie webpage on post-gazette.com featured many reviews but his bashing of the EVE CD ranks at 9

#8) Filling in for his writing counterpart who was unable to finish the review on the SammyHagar DavidLeeRoth concert, npoc took over and churned out an absolute masterpiece

#7) Homecoming 2000, npoc did not write this but watched as former best friends became mortal enemies after Tony Direnzo wrote a 400 word part for the story and Jason Ritter wrote 50 words, and made up the two quotes he used

#6) Post-gazette editorial that was featured in the North Section, bashing the school board of course and defending Mr.TonySarkis

#5) Front page of the Oracle, the headline is what truly made it, Congresswomen gives students a Hart to Hart, genious, absolute genious, the ensuing story was pretty good to

#4) Bashing Good Charlotte in the post-gazette, featuring a huge mugshot of npoc himself, also commenting on the latest hair, bookbag, and clothing fashions

#3) Defending John Gotti in the post-gazette with an editorial, after his tragic death
tie
#3) Behind the Legends:Chris Gayton, nothing else needs to be said

Two editorials in the Oracle tied for the 2nd spot
#2) A violent backlash was felt through the Activities and Athletic Department after npoc went no holds barred in the Oracle on a 1000+ story that engulfed an entire page, Exiting Editor Leaves Behind Framework For Reform, as the headline read in the Oracle. Nobody escaped the lashing out, everything from drug testing to rugby and the school board, and activities, it brought many students who have never spoken a word to npoc, to come up to him and say how incredible a story it truly was

#2) The farewell senior editorial in the senior issue of the Oracle, for the first time, people actually stopped to read something in the Oracle besides the Senior Superlatives, it was an emotional piece but of course I got my last couple jabs in at the school on my way out
And of course...
#1) The 7 volumes of the SAShitStarters that undoubtebly changed Shaler Area forever

Honorable mentions include, all of npocs reviews on the post-gazette music and movies page, his senior project review of a play, featured editorial in the tribune review, teen forum in the post-gazette, an outstanding feature on school mascot and soccer team goalie jef funtal, rugby editorial, the AIU Advocate at Point Park, and a story on the girls lacrosse team that nearly got npoc beaten by an angry 0-11 girls lacrosse team

12 minute quarters in madden today
26-23 over the broncos, 49ers are now 5-4
its mean genes time
try the crispy w/tomotoe no mayo

stamp please

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