Hayride and The Toxic Stick
After being at WVU for 2 months we finally decided to venture off campus for a haunted hay ride
WVU is not west Virginia
Rich's farm is

I have waited in lines for concerts, cd releases, tickets going on sale, the millennium force at cedar point, mean genes at 7:45 when dinner stops at 8:00, and a port a john in the PIT.
None of those lines are anywhere near as long as I waited for the hay ride, out in about 30 degree weather
But the line is what made it
Actually the people in the line
West Virginians at their best
I Got The Toxic Stick
Glow sticks were passed out to people in line
The 3 kids behind us in with their parents thought it would be a good idea to break them and pour the extremely toxic material all over their clothes, hair, and face
Their parents approved of all this and even helped them apply it but once it was on, and I quote..
"Get away from me with that toxic stuff all over you, don't you dare bump into me."
There is a good possibility all three of the kids may be dead right now

Give credit where credit is due, the hay ride was pretty haunted
Everyone that was scared got real defensive about it
One extremely plump young girl had a fear of snakes and when a plastic one was placed near her she let out a series of high pitched squells followed by big breaths and retreated towards the center of the flat bed, in the process she crushed someone's leg

Grandma Wanyeta and her family took over the back of the flat bed and GW had a hell of a time getting up, she needed 4 of her grandkids to give her a boost so she could get on a knee

Hay was discovered in my jeans earlier this morning
Aboard the tractor pull we all joined in on a collaboration of "She Thinks My Tractors Sexy"
Shes not into cars or pickup trucks
but if it runs like a deer
man her eyes light up

We checked our pulse and then hit up casablanca


I found out about you

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