Parking, Juvenile, Sapp and Oh those Marlins

The Greatest Park Job of npocs Driving Careeroccurred this past Saturday, while I was on my way to work at Heinz Field driving Travis. I parked at CCAC as I always do because its the cheapest around, but the parking meters were in effect today and we got down there at 8:30 in the morning and the meters were in effect to 6. So there was no point in bothering with all them quarters so I stumble across a meter that is pulled out of the ground and park there.
On are way back, every single car on the entire street had a ticket on it, except Travis.


Riding the freight elevator with 13 blacks on are way down from the 500 section at Heinz Field
Money Man:"Back it up we need to get this cart in"
Blacks (nobody moves) "What did he say"
Black #1 "Alright everyone listen up, Back it up like Juvenile was on, come on now, like Juvenile was on"
All the blacks then finally understand and back up
2 or 3 even began to break dance


You gotta feel bad for the Boston Red Sox and Chicago Cubs
Red Sox fans have been waiting over 80 years for a world series win and still have not gotten one
Cub fans have been waiting over 50 years for a world series championship and still have none
The Florida Marlins, who hardly have any fans, win 2 world series and they have only been around for 11 years
Congratulations goes out to the Florida Marlins
I called it
"I can not see Pudge Rodriguez just losing a playoff series, it wont happen"

Hope I'm not stealing any of Robos thunder on this Warren Sapp rant
The mans an idiot
He is overweight
He is not that good
The Buccaneers are not that good
In a recent ESPN interview he claims that nobody gets to see their face during a game on TV
Every singly stat that comes up is featured with a picture of them
When they show the rosters you can see their face
Sapp is just an idiot
He also said that during slavery blacks were 1/4th of a man
Don't give yourself that much credit Sapp
Slaves were actually 3/5th of a person but that was only for voting representation purposes because they were not humans they were property
So in conclusion
Sapps overweight

Coors Light Song played on Sportscenter
I love Canalls mom and dad
In seats that are really bad
and twins

The parents of the starting quarterback for the Bengals, Danny Canall were sitting in the top corner of the last row behind the endzone for his game in Seattle, it was really funny

the cell pics are on the comp and soon to be on the blog


I showed up in boots and ruined your black tie affair


-n