Oct 28, 2003

Fellation, Don Juan, Filthadelphia, and TWINS!

CNN.com - Study: New study shows that fellatio may reduce the risk of breast cancer
Yes its true
I was first referred to this by a few profiles
SammyJoSlamfield instantly came to mind here, and she even later referred me to the link
According to SJS herself, "I'll never have breast cancer"
There you have it

My only question here, is how do they figure this stuff out?
Here is npocs theory
A couple of dorky scientists who do not want to get in trouble by paying prostitutes decide that they will pay women to "conduct tests on" to see any positive affects of performing fellatio on them and swallowing. They got lucky and found out it did something. See, science is fun. They need to have those kinds of experiments during our two hour labs.

More on this incredible discovery
This quote is just to good to be true, but CNN never lies
"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

Some reaction from some AIM profiles
PQT: as part of the male population, its your duty to help women in the prevention of breast cancer.

millvaledirtball: Fro.. curing breast cancer since 1984

XxxShannonOxxX: ewww I’d rather have breast cancer


History Professor "The Continental Congress planned to hold their first convention in Filthadelphia"
Student "Hey I'm from Philadelphia"
History Professor "So, that's your problem not mine"

Ricky Williams is a hell of a running back
He's got more moves than Don Juan at a Sorority Mixer
-George Lopez

Top 10 Greatest Mob Movies of All Time
Recap
#10) The Last Don Series (I and II)
#9) A Bronx Tale
#8) The Sicilian
#7) Once Upon A Time In America
Extremely long one here clocking in at 4 hours on the full length version, but of course it is worth every second.
Directed by Sergio Leone (yes that Sergio Leone) and released in 1984, the cast of Once Upon A Time In America is one of the strongest around. Of course you have Robert De Niro starring and where there is De Niro you're gonna find Joe Pesci. Also before The Last Don made him a star, Danny Aiello is in a supporting role.
The movie is all over the place, not really following a timeline and flashbacking constantly. It follows two young New York gangsters in the early 1900's to the 1960's. Moves a little slow compared to other movies on the Top 10. Rated R of course.
After watching Max (James Woods) and Noodles (DeNiro) growup threw the movie for four hours, it feels like you grew up with them.
Everyone has their own interpretation of what the movie really signifies and what happens at the end, but its better left a mystery.
During the DVD version with voiceovers, James Woods even admits to not knowing what exactly happens at the end, it makes it that much better to not know.


Blogger Network
Ritter has put together three incredible masterpieces in a row, I do not know how much longer he can keep this up, but lets enjoy it while it lasts
Tony D refuses to update
Robos weekend recaps continue to be solid gold
And medford telling us how he wants to be a cancer doctor is worth the price of admission by it self


I remember us riding in my brothers car
Her body tan and wet down by the reservoir

-bruce "the river"

-n

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