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Starring: Dirty Jerz was represented as well as even dirtier Sheller
Thursday
I spend the night with my beloved ncaa 2003, win a crucial game with nebraska
Davey's dirty jerz boys finally arrive, Anthony and Ben Pesci
They be gangsta and cool as shit, teachin me all kinds of jerzey talk and some of my picksburgese rubbed off on them, they got here at like 11 and immediately started pregamin and headed straight to pulse with davey, I cannot account for what happened at pulse but when they came back they passed out on the ground and sometime in the middle of the night Ben Pesci needed to go to the bathroom so he kindly turned the light on, pissed in the garbage can in are room and turned the light off and went back to sleep, it was mothafuckin ridiculuos
Friday
chillin all day with chill and davey and the jerzy boyz and sam and her roomie chrissy, we head out to the gymnastics meet @8, wvu tied pitt for first place although pitt should have won because the tiebreaker should be who showed the most ass and pitts leotards were up there like a frat guy in slamm...you get the point, this one chick on the floor excercise was unsuccesfully trying to pick her leotard out of her ass while doing a triple reverse flip tuck with turnaround foot plant, it was incredible and the pure ass exposure was worth a perfect score but the judges were female so she was screwed.
Ridin around morgantahn in the geep with anthony drivin and ben pesci reciting every lyric to every song, we drop off chrissy and get back to the room, get ready and head dahn to, where else, pulse
pulse had dollar 22oz, we ran into chris who was already fucked up, he had a pitcher and kept getting it refilled despite having NO MONEY AT ALL, he got drunk allll weekend with NO MONEY AT ALL, an incredible accomplishment.
Pulse was rugged, we housed some chicks camera and took all the pictures, we copped 2 22oz cups and stayed at pulse until we were escorted out, which was around 230 am, sammy jo busted ass all the way back to arnold, fallin all over the place on the snow covered sidewalks, me and ben pesci and anth all stopped in casablanca to warm up, my roommate chris on his journey back to the dorm did a snow angel in the middle of the street and banged on a cops window and started talking to them, none of this suprises me at all, I busted my knee bigtime somewhere, not sure where but I sure could feel that muthafucker today, man I was heated
we make it back to the dorm somehow and sam just sprints past the door people and yells that she has to piss, me and the jerzy boys get in and make it back to the room where we see chris already passed out, he starts yelling for his socks, that he needs his socks and then just falls over the floor and is smiling through all of this, it was also reported that in pulse he busted his ass on the dirty ass baffroom floor and was practically rolling around in piss, later on 2 guys reported that he was staring at them while they were pissing, such a random kid, more on this phenom later
Saturday
We bullshitted all day bout last nights happenings and me and sam headed out to the coliseum wiith the jerzy boys in their Jeep Geep, WV pulls a huge ass upset over #14 Boston College, the place was loud as hell and the student section was going crazy, excellent atmostphere, this young team has a chance to pull off some upsets in the big east this year
mad traffic after the game, we beat it all though with Anth following an ambulance to get to the boulevard then we drove in the left lane all the way to front past about 30-40 cars until we merged like huge assholes but it was quick, developed pictures at walmart where ben pesci housed a camera and a muthafuckin skully cap yo, we did a quick donut in the walmart parking lot and headed back to the mt.lair to give the jerzey boys their first mean genes experience, the reviews were all postive,
we eventually made are way dahn to pulse with double stuff and chrissy who happened to be 21 on plastic, 22oz mixed drinks for a buck, are table was full of kamikazes, whiskey sours, cranberry juice and vodka, and a mixed mixed drink, which was incredible
the sheler crew of monica and jimmywayne were in tahn but unfortunately i only saw jimmywayne for a little because we decided to run across the street in the freezing cold to get to club z, but it was gangsta in there, as soon as we get in we run into nest and more importantly nests pitcher, which was immediately housed and then immediately downed
the sixth floor braxton was well represented with special teams joe and nick, its good to know im still regarded as dahntahn and only dahntahn, ben pesci was pissin behind the cigarette machine throughout the night, this eventually caught up to him as the MANAGER OF CLUB Z saw him and got 5 bouncers to drag him out of the club and outside, ben pesci threw a punch at the manager but missed and landed right on his ass, so we all ran outside and anthony is just yelling in the middle of the street how rugged he got kicked out and how it was soo gangsta, i ran inside to retrieve sam to complete the team of dirty sheller and dirty jerz, sorry to the kid that was mackin it with sam i had to break it up, sam had to say bye to her girls, which meant that she had to makeout with them which i realized at the very last second and then I zoomed in for a closer look
so we all make it back to 161, sam froze her ass off, mostly because there was a gaping hole where she split her hollisters, incredibly hilarious, sam sprints past the front door people and me ben and anth get in
what a gangsta night
chris is passed out in the fetal position and thinks it would be funny to repeatedly fall off the bed, its a lifted bed to, really really high to, then he started to punch the concrete walls really hard and it made me get mad at the walls to so we tag teamed to and I busted my knuckles on the wall to, damn I was heated
ben pesci pulled the fire alarm and madness ensued for the remainder of the evening, some pieces of this recreation may be a little fuzzy but for the most part it is an accurate description

Sunday
just recovered all day, say bye to the dirty jerz boys, dint leave the room for a long time, got a meal delivered to my room thanks to sam and then only left @ 5 to go to the newspapes and then a nightly mean genes run, snow all over the place outside, sled riding dahn all these steep muthafuckin hills would be pretty gangsta, chilled in the room all day recounting past memories and this weekend with sam and chill and daveyboy

follow up posts will be coming around tuesday as I remember more stuff that happened
pictures will be up soon as well

whats a boy supposed to do

mothafuckin rugged ass gangsta night copping out some skully yo's in my sneakas we be muthafuckin heated yo with my niggas and the muthafuckin boff heated ass niggas

whaa hoppened!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!

-n