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Happy Australia Day
npocaholics, it is now time to go one on one with the great one

You Might Be a redneck if...
-your car doesn't leak oil; its just marking its territory
-you've ever watched a tornado from a lawn chair

Chill Update
There is apparently a warrant out for my roommates arrest
He went to the magistrate court to see what was going on with his alcohol charge and he was informed to leave as soon as possible as there was currently a warrant out for his arrest. A drill in the room has already been established if officer prickett were to knock on the door, it pretty much entails chris diving in the closet and me answering the door acting deaf.

161: The Untouchables
This room and the people living in it, just can not be touched, we are officially above the law
Bags of marijuana found under a bed and all over a desk, Conviction Yes? No
Underage alcohol posession and consumption, Citation Yes? No
Noise violation, unathourized guests, Eviction Yes? No
2 stolen couches found, Removal Yes? No
We just can not be touched, it is not possible
We are above the law

Weekend Recaps
Some strong weekend recaps up, be sure to check them out, WVU blogs got theirs up pretty quickly as me and sam did ours last nite and monicas was officially published @ 9

Blow, Traffic
Blow, movie bout importing cocaine from Columbia and all the shit goes with it was on last nite, pretty rugged movie
The traffic mini-series started tonight on usa, 2 hours, 3 days, it'll be on tuesday and wednesday night at 9, highly recomended, 161 is officially hooked

Download Count
npoc currently has 11 gigabytes on 705! files
WVU is tryin to crack dahn on pirating students that are not smart enough to get bearshare and turn their sharing off, 15 kids have been caught and have had their internet access shut dahn, one of them is mid-tahn girl herself, sam's roomie

College Football
National letter of intent day for high school juniors is coming up and WV landed a few solid recruits this year and Nebraska is looking pretty good and the Ole Miss Rebels are well off, I can not wait for football season
West Virginia in an early preseason poll is #12! in the country, I can just smell Florida again

Gymnastics
West Virginia Gymnastics remains undefeated at home, I interviewed their head coach today and I am currently working on a feature on her for Thursdays paper and my preview for their weekend meet in Penn State will be in Fridays paper and the recap of that will be in mondays paper along with npocs next column, any suggestions on a good sports rant? Let me know

Archives
I am constantly reading my archives and I am just absolutely amazed by my incredible work and how accurate all my guarantees are. Here is an excerpt from October 19th, shortly before the greatest day of my life, WVU vs. VTech....

Virginia Tech turned their back on the Big East
The Big East is sinking
But the Mahntaneers will go down swingin on the sinking ship

npoc guarantees that

West Virginia went on to pull the biggest upset of the season defeating the #3 VTech Hokies 28-7
Just as it was predicted, it came to pass

Top 10 Greatest Mob Movies of All Time
Recap
#10) The Last Don Series (I and II)
#9) A Bronx Tale
#8) The Sicilian
#7) Once Upon A Time In America
#6) The Untouchables
Released in 1987, In Chicago during the prohibition years of the 1920's ,The Untouchables turns the table and focuses on the anti-mob movement, one of the only movies to do that. The starring cast may very well be the strongest of any mob movie. It contains the cornerstone of any mob movie, Robert DeNiro, who completely transforms himself to play the role of Al Capone. DeNiro was not even the biggest name in this movie when it came out, that honor went to Kevin Costner who played famous treasury agent Eliot Nuss who gathered a rag tag crew consisting of an old retired irish cop, Sean Connery, an intalian sharpshooter Giesuppe Petro, played by Andy Garcia and actor Charles Martin Smith.
The film was directed by Mob Movie Superlegend, Brian DePalma, who also directed Scarface, and the film was written by Eliot Ness, the actual treasury agent who brought Al Capone down.
Incredible shootout scene in the train station has become an incon in itself, a must see, truly offers something different.

Wha Hoppened!!??!?! Mothafuckers, Where you at nigga, Ben Pesci and Anth the weekend was mothafuckin gangsta and cant wait til you get dahn here for another rugged ass weekend

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