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I just managed to make to my 830 Humanities class and it was a good thing I went because we got our tests back today
Yup that test
The Humanities test I took on a thursday morning at 830 after going out the night before with half of sheller to clZub and got absolutely belligerent and then didn't start studying til 2am on my bed with 14 bodies all over my floor resembling vietnam
I had to be dragged out of my bed by a couple people
Extremely hungover I stumbled to the testing site with nothing but a No.2(I hope it was a No.2) Pencil and a bubble sheet
I really do not recall taking the test and after looking over it today I recall NONE of the questions
Welll anyways, I got the test back
And somehome I pulled off a...
97%
The most incredible academic feet since writing a term paper completely off the top of my head in my senior year for english class

More from that Humanities Test
Professor "One of the questions was not on the study guide as was brought to my attention by a student, so I gave everyone credit for that"
Student in the back "Yes I got one right"
Professor "Also on No.23 there was a mass volume of incorrect answers leading me to believe that the wording was rather difficult, so I gave you credit for that one as well"
Student "Yes, that's two right"
....after tests were handed back....
that's all he would get right
the kid got 2 right outta 20

You Might Be a Redneck If...
You met your last 3 wives while on the payphone outside a 7-11
Your coffee table is also a cooler
You've ever French-kissed within five feet of a dumpster
You're listed as uninsurable and you're not yet out of high school

-n