Spring Break Recap
Our spring break correspondent CrazyMatt recently returned from his trip to Cancun and brought back some cheap souvenirs, a sunburn, a few citations, an empty wallet and pictures
All the pictures are now on the WVUPhotoAlbum, be for warned of tits and ass

My roommate Chris ended up in Orlando somehow and came back with absolutely no recollection of the weeks happenings but he does have pictures and those will be posted soon on the album

I put in a good 30 hours at the shop 'n save mafia
Mr. Grocery Cart Wrangler has officially returned

St. Patricks Day was celebrated at Pitt with jride macel rzoski and sam going down to see robo and mankey
For being st.patricks day and a Wednesday night it was pretty disappointing but that could be expected for any school that is not in morgantahn
A case of American and a few guinesses held us over pretty well and a good game of ring of fire was had and we pulled off a miracle by escaping from Felix the Cat
This guy is apparently a relentless hound, he is an RA that hears everything
He knocked on are door in the midst of the drinking and everything was put away in less than 5 seconds incredible, alls he asked was to flip over a garbage can which was the ONLY object in the room that did not have alcohol underneath it
We escaped, truly incredible

Saturday brought about the EAGL championships at Pitt and my first trip inside the PETE, a good west virginia contingent was on hand, including all the milfs, the moms of the gymnasts
They took first place overall out of the 8 teams in the meet
Then to the lounge with jride and mal for mals dads 50th surprise, a suprisingly great time as mals family got completely trashed and all the old heads were going nuts all nite long
The funniest drunken old people seen in quite sometime

NCAA TOURNEY
Truly the greatest four days in sports, 32 games! 32! My bracket is in the shitter but I still have a chance to win the wvsports.com poll with a miracle and my poll at work is still a possibility
I may be starting a sweet 16 poll, got quite a few people in it
5$ winner takeall, let me know if your interested

You Might Be a Redneck If...
You can pick objects up off the floor with your toes
You think a holiday isn't a holiday without fireworks
You put beer on your cereal
Your lawn fertilizer was in your cow about five minutes earlier

Morgantahn
Me and sam made our joyous ride back home late Sunday
It is so good to be back
The Daily posts will return
The weekend begins tuesday night
then the clarks at 123 pleasant street Wednesday and Thursday
and ncaa sweet 16 continues from thursday through sunday

-n