Quaker State 500
After driving around for hours in travis, me and jride finally find quaker state and lube in cranberry, with a sober monoka, robo, jimmywayne, my bro, leighannoy, jefrie, ross and a plethora of others
It was all you can eat wing night and they came slow at first but then they started delivering them fast and furious
LA lickers, first up, quickly put down
Buckyeye BBQ, flaming hot, but they went down easy
Cajun, the spiciest edible wing they have there, my mouth was numb at this point
AZ Ranch, More on the mild side
BBQ, Too much sauce
LA Lickers, end the night the way I started
All in all I put down nearly 50 wings, me, my bro and monoka went toe to toe, being the only ones to make the last order but I must present the award to Ross
Quaker State 500 Champion
Ross
he started first and was relentless, always being an order ahead of everyone, he was downing arizonas like they were water
Congratulations on the victory Ross, atleast you can have something to celebrate, until the Eagles blow it again
and just when you thought we couldn't eat anymore...
we went to krispy kremes

I hate cranberry, never ever again

Shop 'n Slave
Mr. Grocery Cart Wrangler is sweatin it out in the parking lot of the glenshaw shop n save where temperatures under his black apron and neon green vest reach in excess of 234 degrees...celcius

the redneck jokes are coming, just as soon as I unpack my damn calendar
I now have 2 tv's in my room, both with cable

-n