Rednecks, PNC Park, Car Wash, Quotes, Points, 529 McLane, Country Concerts and PHIL VASSAR!!
Finally npoc returns to his blog
Apologies to all the npocaholics out there, it has been far far too long

Our first country tailgate of the summer was excellent, after talking about the lineup at y108 country jam for weeks I ended up missing Brad Cotter, SHEDaisy and Dierks Bently and I didnt even remember seeing Buddy Jewel but I was apparently in there for that
Its so hard to leave as good of a tailgate setup as we had going
Me, jride, maryjo and sam started the tailgate with tubby grilling likes it his job and leighannoy, colleen and their friend met up with us and increased the alcohol flow all at the same time
A doubleshot of everclear
My throat is STILL recovering from it, it literally closed right up after that
Some guys from Slippery Pebble came over and tailgated a little, Im not sure who knew them but somewhere around that point on things get blurry
But the show was pretty good
I think
Keith Urban has alot of good songs and someone even said that he covered free fallin, so you just cant go wrong with that
I made it home in travis detouring through carnegie and making the obligatory post concert eat n park stop

Breaking News
Apparently Phil Vassar is coming to town for the regatta, the country singer songwriter I have wanted to see for the longest (besides Dwight Yoakam) and never thought I would cause he always goes to the damn pepsi roadhouse
But the regatta should be a great time too and thats the day before Tim McGraw which is gonna be overall fest
Everyone must wear overalls and ONLY overalls
Overall it should be a pretty damn good day

Ritters Online Streak
Speaking of Ritter, he was spotted at the country concert
YES! Jason ritter was at a country concert and looking more sober than ever
Really though, he was extremly sober
But his online streak reached 8 straight days and it all came through his phone which he claims to have a plan for but it probably $843 a minute
The sreak ended at 8 days but a little past midnight he has just started another one, how long can the legend stay online

You Might Be a Redneck
If you've ever used your shoe to crack open a crab leg
(It has been a done, and to top that off, it was my boot)

Quotes of the Days
Nest to half assed redneck landlord
"We're down a bed"
Nest commenting on state of the apartment
"Its like an old pickup truck, without power windows"
The windows our from 1894 and the ones that do open(the 3 in the kitchen our painted shit) dont even stay open without the use of a 2 by 4
Speaking of our house, nest realized that everything had something in common, EVERYTHING WAS BROKEN but yet it all worked
Like the oven doesnt light unless you use a lighter
And the deck is very shaky but yet it stays up
The refridgerators freezer door handle consists entirely of ducktape
I have no bed frame but I have 2 mattresses
One of which is duct tape
The windows dont stay open but they furnish the 2 by 4s to prop it open
You cant lock people out of your room but you CAN lock YOURSELF into your room (I am not making this up)
Nest doesnt have a bed, but he has 38 end tables
The kitchen windows dont open but you can still see out of them
just for examples

Points
After dismanting of a Iron City Beer Tap (baseball on top of wooden bat) at work I had just the ball witht he screw sticking out of the bottom, I toss it across the counter to jride who catches it and proclaims
"Nice screwball"
npoc wondering why jetz was closed due to repairs
"did some 15 year old break it down?"

Now a message from Jennifer...

suppy all you npocaholics?........ come check this shit out......
CAR WASH- THIS SATURDAY! June 19th!!! at Sweet Licks on Babcock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (the new one that just opened by shop n save) 11:00 a.m. - ?
EVERYONE COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(benefits my senior project, all donations go to our local troops in iraq!**)

**except for a small cut that goes too npoc for helping me promote

And whatever you do for godsake do NOT support Sheller Music, its going nowhere, dont waste your $3 covercharge, go pitch in a buy some socks, they're more worth it

PNC Park happenings
A proud WVU grad came to my stand and we started talkin bout WVU
"Damn those were the best years of my life
They still got them quarter draft nights
Thats one way to forget about shit, I love that town"

The usher at the section I was working behind slept through the entire game
standing up
he was near his early 110's

Anyone goin down to the ballyard this week for interleague play Wednesday-Sunday, let npoc know he'll hook you up with all the iron shitty you can handle
Everyone better make a game, except chris who is gonna miss the mariners games because his car is a big piece of metal
NOVA kids, the N is for nowledge

Pickup Lines
Hello incoming freshman my name is david nest and Ill be your tour guide
The first stop is my bed

Do you want me to call you in the morning
Or just nudge you

Ok that was a catchup blog post, I just blurted really random quick stuff, nothing really in depth, as soon as these 15 hour work days are over I shall return to my bi daily blogging

up to 181 and puttin up 225

thanks for bloggin all you npocaholics

-n