Summer of Graduation Partys Week 2
Churchill Country Club
Featurin DJ Pierre
Palma and Rosannas Graduation
It was a twofer, that means we had to tarantella twice as more, sing double the bonjovi songs, go up for quadruples in the buffet line and drink twice as much
All of which were accomplished
My uncle grevade(gregory) has been known to be the mot ferocious taratella dancer of them all, and for his daughters party I predicted he would out-tarantella himself and go straight through the dance floor
which almost happened
his shirt was instantly drenched in sweat, especially on the shoulders lower back and even his pants that didn't deter him from dancin with his napkin in hand all night while he whooped, hollered and yelped all night
Vincenzo and Phillipo got in the action to as well as all of the kids, me, paul, palma, rosanna, vincy, frank, phil, tony, joe, tim and a plethora of others
It was a great time
A few classic bon jovi renditions, "always" and "living on a prayer" and a few solos by me in "boot scoot boogie" and "play me some mountaineer music"
NANDO continued to expand upon his legend by downing 5 or 6 rum and cokes then a few coors light, he was outta of control and completely hammered
Shirly Temples were above average at the bar
Fuzzy navels and amaretto sour weren't too bad but I feel as if im growing breasts, a little 3 card poker thanks to chenza finding cards and sooooo many chocolate covered strawberry's
DJ Pierre returned to the churchill for the second consecutive saturday, the party was almost a replica of phils and we wouldn't want it any other way

Unfortunately I have to miss tomororows graduation party in aliquppa for Estee Lader, but thats because Im going to....
YFEST
Parking lot opens at 3, gates open at 4
Me and travis will be in the lot at 301
rumored to make appearances include, ritter, jride, tony, angie, mj and samuel adams
Should be the time of the summer

PNC Park ramblings
-Thanks to jill, we both have been banned from yet another stand in the park
section 123 we are no longer welcome at, which is a good thing cause the worst 2 days I worked were both at that stand
-we both continue to wear the wrong colored shoes
-the pirates continue to lose
-meeting players after the game is soo easy, I have seen Albery Pujols, John Mabry, WVU grad Steve Cline, Woody Williams, Tony Womack, Edgar Renteria and Craig WIlson
-I went all day on Mondays game giving people pizza from the top shelf which is seperated from the bottom shelf cause one has pepperoni and one doesn't
I knew none of which and continue to hand people the top shelf without knowing what was on it, one guy even asked me for sausage and I gave him the top shelf pizza and he is probly expecting sausage

News
A man hired a prostitute to get in his car with him after a baseball game
He just wanted her so he was able to drive in the car pool lane to avoid the after game traffic

Classic

Sports
Triple Crown
As predicted in this very blog, Smarty Jones would lead for the first 1 1/4 miles of the Belmont Stakes, the third race in the three race triple crown. Leading for 1 1/4 miles would win you just about any major race but the Belmont Track is 1 1/2 miles long and as guaranteed, Smarty Jones was out of gas and the jockey had to get the whip out but it was too late and out of nowhere birdstone comes from fourth place all the way on the outside to pass Smarty Jones in the last furlough to win the belmont stakes and prevent a triple crown and extend the streak to 23 years without one

Stanley Cups
We have a game 7, a stanley cup champion will be crowned, but its Calgary and Tampa Bay for godsake, great hockey but ESPN and ABC are promoting it the wrong way, no one knows these players, they teams are in SMALL ass markets and this will sink the NHL heading into the most crucial time of their existence
Enjoy game 7, there may not be another like it for awhile

-n