Less than 12 hours after the famed New York post, npocs back with another dose of ramblings
Amazing Race
-San Carlos De Bariloche, Argentina
In one of the greatest amazing race moments, my team Kami and Karli the blonde soccer playing twins made a great entrance to the final route marker. There was a shallow part of a lake with rocks that all the teams walked across to get to phil where he told them what place they had finished in, but Kami and Karli saw a deep end and thought they had to swim. So they stripped down and swam across it and Karli was wearing a white sports bra (98% see through), quite the classic moment and yes I do have it on tape.
The military father and daughter team were eliminated, their highlights of the race include beginning the race by falling immediately and the dad needed 23 stitches, so they provided us with some humor.
Colin and Christie the often forgotten about team glided into first place with charla the midget and mirna right behind them in second place. The christian couple and old head internet dating couple were 3rd and 4th respectively. My twins are in 5th, the bowling moms in 6th, the black couple that has gotta go soon in 7th and the fat jewish brothers in last place.
Amazing Race returns to cbs at 10pm on Tuesday, I know you'll watch
Smittys Triathalon
-Stanton Heights
A 3 day long party, where people will just move into shop n slave employee legend Mike Smittys house in Stanton Heights. August 9-11, the triathalon will include the jager olympics with the get trashed and field events as well.
Nebraska or WVU
-Picksburg or Morgantahn
The f'n Pitt athletic department had to put their nationally televised nebraska vs pitt game at heinz field at noon, the same exact time that WVU plays Maryland in morgantahn on September 18. One of the toughest decisions of my life, what game should I attend. This is Nebraskas first trip to picksburg in 57 years and maybe their last in my lifetime, my only chance to see the big red machine and the corn fed farm bred nebraskan linemen and the famed option attack and the blackshirt defense. Or see WVU extract sweet sweet revenge over the terriblepins of Maryland after getting spanked by them twice last year. This will be WVU's biggest test on their road to an undefeated season. What the hell am I supposed to do?????
You Might Be a Redneck If
- The sheriff regularly speaks to you through a megaphone
- Your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting
- You're naked on laudry day
- You've ever used the kids swing set as a clothesline
Alright I had a lot more stuff to say, none of which I can think of at the moment, but as soon as I do remembmer I will post again. So stay tuned npocaholics
-n
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