NOnovacaine, the Amazing Midget, lyrics and plenty of rednecks
Amazing Race 5
Donny and the blonde bimbo were eliminated, as predicted here
My new favorites are the blonde twins, they're in last place but they'll be alright
The midget and her cousin are starting to grow on me, the midgets cousin seems pretty italian and reminds me of my someone from my family, I can see them going pretty far
Next to go is the black couple

Dentist
The only thing that hurts more than touching my eye is touching my teeth
I refused the novacaine to the dmd cinthia labriolas amazement
She later gave me a $10 discount
With my mouth 0% numb, they drilled an entire tooth
Pain like this hasnt been experienced since paul squeezed me in between 2 beds back in morningside and I tryed to jump out of the way but opened up a huge gash in my foot
I was 7
but anyways, the cavity is full and my mouth wasnt numbed at all and I was able to eat immediately after this, and being in little italy thats a good thing


Keg in the Closet
We had a dog named Bocephus living in the front yard
he liked sleeping out on the top of the truck
he'd drink nattylight out of a 3 gallon jug and he'd climb up on everyones bed

A white frame house, in morgantown
a bunch of people always hanging around
no real problems we needed to drown but we tried our best anyway
we went to class just to pass the time
back at 529

We had a Keg in the closet pizza on the floor left over from the night before where
we were going we didn't really care we had all we ever wanted in that keg in the closet

This old guitar taught me how to score
right there on the Lambda Chi porch
Mary Ann taught me a little more, one what you cant have
sweatshirts and mahnateer football
spring breaks down in panama
for a while we had it all
we never dreamed it wouldn't last
we went to class just to pass the time, back at 529

You Might Be a Redneck If...
You've used food stamps...
on a date
You sharped kinves for a lot of people...
but its not your occupation
Most of the socks you own allow you to cut some of your toenails while wearing them

and now...
The Top Reason of the first half of 2004 That You Might Be a Redneck....
You've been on TV more than once describing what the tornado sounded like

All my Rowdy Friends
Do you want to drink. Hey do you want to party.
Hey honey this is ole rockin' randall Hank and I aint no rookie.
We cooked the pig in the ground, got some beer on ice
and all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.

thanks for bloggin
see yinz 2morrow

-n