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npocs tuesday morning column: The Table is set for WVU

WVU Football Defensive Line Feature: Lynch, Hardee lead deep and versatile defensive line

WVU Wide Receiver Feature: Receiving to much attention

Im coverin the mens soccer beat for the fall season and my tuesday morning column is weekly, Ill post the links for all the npocaholics who aren't mahntaneers

Amazing Race
-Calcutta, India
The twins amazingly got back into this race after losing all their money because they finished last in the previous leg of the race, but after Brandon and Nicole the god lovers refused to cut their hair for the fast forward, the twins moved to fourth place much to the delight of npoc and new amazing race aholic david nest
Colin and Christie won their 173232th vacation for finishing in first place and kip and chim the early favorites to win came in second, the bowling moms followed pretty far behind and then the twins
All of america though brandon and nicole were going to be eliminated but Phil shocked the world and revealed that this was the third non-elimination and the christian god lovers are still in the race, albeit with no money

NCAA 2005
#8 Nebraska 10-2
I lost the game of the year against #1 Oklahoma 28-3 but then bounced back to smack nest 34-7 in the game of the century. My win against Colorado puts me into the Big XII title game in a rematch against #1 Oklahoma, this should be good
#18 Ole Miss 9-2
A shocking loss to Mississippi State in the Egg Bowl knocked stopiak out of any national title contention but after a game against Clemson he will have a chance to play for the SEC Title against South Carolina or Tennessee and earn a berth to a BCS Bowl against....
#17 WVU 10-2
Nest who is done with the season has won the Big East and he awaits his opponent in a BCS Bowl, after losing his first game he went on a 9 game winning streak only to see it come to a screeching halt at the hands of Nebraska 34-7 at home.
NR Clemson 2-9
The only chance for sam not to get fired after this year is to see incredible compassion from the athletic director or to pull off a huge upset against #18 Ole Miss in her final game of the year.

The Clarks
Appearring on David Letterman tonight
This is there chance to make it big but they are playing their new song fast moving cars, which absolutely blows, they should have busted out something from "someday maybe" but we will see how it goes, they aren't getting any younger and this might be their final shot

You Might Be a Redneck If....
-You can play the "Star-Spangled Banner" on your turkey call


You Might Be Italian If....
-You can tap the beat to Ti Amo and The Godfather Waltz with a wooden spoon

Class News and Notes
Italian
Nermia my Italian instructor is awful with names and on monday she tryed in vain and could not name a single female correctly, she guessed the first 9 girls as jennifer and then when it actually came to the asian girl jennifer she called her ashley
The class lost it, truly classic
ECON
Mr. Basistha continues to struggle mightly with his english and went to his class pronouncing 15-20 words correctly in a 75 minute class


The usa womens soccer team is smoking
They just did the top ten on letterman
This was just brought to my attention by a certain chicken casadea
In the top ten list of things I can say now that I won a gold medal, the one black player got this line to read
"I stole 2 bottles of shampoo from the Athens Marriot"
Coincidence?
NO


-n