Class News and Notes
History
While discussing prohibition in History today and noticing the lethargic reaction from the students, my professor, gets up and yells
and I quote
"You guys are the number 1 party school in the country! Does noone see anything wrong with denying people the right to drink alcohol?!?!"
To this she received an enormous response and a few kids had to fight back tears just thinking about prohibition

529
First Citation
Marley, Joe's (from upstairs) dog landed 529 their first citation of the year after he was found on the sidewalk attacking a passerby, this was noticed by an on duty cop who Marley attacked as well. The cop was later seen playing with the dog.

The first flaming couch of the year has been reported and it was the former pleather couch from 604's beer pong room, this led to the huge house party gettin a citation but not shutting down the party, as the slip and slide remained in tact and keg runs were made every 15 minutes.

NCAA 2005
#4 Nebraska 7-0 (npoc)
#9 Ole Miss 7-0 (stopiak)
#35 West Virginia 6-1 (nest)
Unranked Clemson 1-7 (sam)

You Might Be a Redneck If....
-"You think "prime real estate" is the chair next to the space heater
-"Pass the buck" means you want seconds
-You watched a NASCAR race from your porch while grilling burgers and sitting on household furniture (529 qualifys)

529 currently has a '88 5 speed chevy as their vehicle this week thanks to foreman, nest has never ever looked more redneck than rollin by the mountainlair in the chevy blasting garth brooks

-n