WVU Class Notes
-dahntahn campus, morgantahn
Theres more to morgantahn than just partying, some of the most eventful things happen during the day at class, when we choose to go, here are some excerpts from todays classes
Philosophy
The instructor has taken role all 3 classes this week and each time he has pronounced amore(a more ray) as (amm orr eee) and amore has corrected him on monday and wednesday and to no avail as today the professor pronounced it amm orr eee again and amore just sat in his desk and didnt say anything he had obviously given up
Math
The 3000 seat auditorum was approaching 3000 degrees when someone yelled at where the hells the ac (i censored that for this blog), the asian TA went to open the door in the back of the auditorium to get some air in and his short asian self could not find anything to prop the door open with, until he looked around and right outside of the math building he found a 12oz aluminum bud light can and used it to keep the door open
I am not making that
A crushed bud light can stayed there the entire class and for the rest of the day keeping the door open
Italian
"It has come to my attention nicola that you are fluent in italian and this class is to easy for you"
I refuse to leave italian 101, easiest A ever, the real reason the professora wants me out is because she thinks I know more than her which is apparent since she is from Yugoslavia

NCAA
#12 Nebraska 3-0
NR Ole Miss 3-0
NR WVU 2-1
NR Clemson 0-3

You Might be a Redneck If....
All of your dental visits are emergencies

me and the kentucky gentlemen nest realized something today, if there were cameras in 529B we would make the perfect reality show
the redneck and italian lifestyle clash significantly
lets take for example what we ate for lunch today
In the time that I made my lunch he made his and ate his and cleaned up
I had suprassta with panini a cucumber salted up and some san pellegrino arancita
nest had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a&w root beer
how we get along I have no clue

its a weekend in morgantahn

-n