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You Might Be a Redneck If...
-Your smoking in your driver's license photo
-One of your relatives had his CB handle in his obituary (nest)
-A tree falls through your roof and you decide to leave it there (529)
-Your wifes jewelry box plays "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" when you open
-You can't remember what the blue tarp in your front yard is covering (529)
-You've ever driven for a month on a baby spare tire (ritter)

529 Update
After being in the house for nearly a month, our grass was finally cut today
The height reached nearly 4 foot high plus it was soo high that it was folding over
The landscaper used a weewacker for half of it and it took him over 2 hours
The sidewalk is covered with grass clippings and you can barely see the curb or edge of the street, he has no plans of cleaning this either

nest and npoc vs the mouse seems to have come to a mysterious conclusion
ater borrowing davey and tre's sick ass mouse trap we managed to get the mouse to sniff on peanut butter, it closed on him but he managed to escape leaving behind blood and juice
We think that it broke his back and he went away somewhere under the sink and perished

TYDH Inc.
Pitt vs Nebraska tickets were just sold and overnighted
It was heartbreaking to make the decision to not see my beloved cornhuskers but this might be wvu's year and the only obstacle I can see in their path is Maryland
This could be the biggest game in school history
Even bigger than pitt or va tech last year and there has been nothing but chaos down here with the ticketing controversy
nest has been shut out of a ticket and threatens to sue the school, what platform he would going on I am not sure

Toby Keith tickets are on Ebay right now and the profit margin is not what was expected but I am averaging 10$ profit on every ticket I bought, hopefully that will increase as we get closer to the show

NCAA 2005
#1 West Virginia University 12-0
Played by- David Nest
Knocking off the then #1 ranked USC after coming from behind by 21 points and winning after USC missed an extra point he also overcame a 17 point deficit against the cornhuskers in Lincoln in the final game of the season to maintain his perfect season and win the Big East championship for the second year in a row
His ROLB is the front runner for heisman and his hb Jason Colson is not far behind, nest as a coach is receiving coaching offers around the world but his heart remains in Morgantown
Next Game: Rose Bowl for the National Championship
#11 Nebraska 9-3
Played by: npoc
Nebraska had a chance to land in the national title game but after blowing a 17 point lead at home against WVU it was later voted the greatest game of all time, they have fallen out of the BCS picture unless they can knock off #2 Texas in the Big XII title game. An early loss to Pitt (after returning from a night drinking) and a blowout at the hands of Oklahoma for the third game in a row put a huge damper on Nebraska's season. An early season win over stopiaks Ole Miss is something good to look back on, but this team fell short just like it did last year and continues to underachieve.
The only way they can recover is by winning the Big XII championship game and going onto a BCS Bowl
Next game: Dr. Pepper Big XII Championship game vs #2 Texas 11-1

#23 Ole Miss 9-3
Played by: Stopiak aka YeastInfectionBallSack
An early season loss to Nebraska set them behind in the top 25 poll but they took advantage of their easy schedule and climbed all the way to the cusp of the top 10 before losing to Tennessee and Arkansas in consecutive weeks
He pulled a huge upset over #4 LSU that put him in the SEC title game
Next game- SEC Championship game vs #3 Tennessee



#8 WVU vs. Maryland, Saturday 12:00 ESPN 2
That is the real deal, tune in if you can't be down
Special Guests for this weekend
Chris Hill returns to motahn
Bardo and his beamer
Ritter
and more


LIVESTRONG

The latest from npoc and nests studio 529
Couch In The Closet
by npoc and nest

We had a dog named Marley living on the front porch
He always barked at the local cops
He liked chewing on cooler tops
And he tryed bitin off everyones head

Rickety framed house in Morgantown
A bunch of people always drinken them down
No real problems we needed to drown
But nest chugged the best always

We went to class just to pass the time
Back at 529
We had a couch in the closet
Broken ass screen door
Left over from the renters before

Miller Lite was the only beer
We had all we ever wanted
In that fridge in nests closet

Being keg man taught nest how to score
Right there on 604's porch
Easy Freshman taught me a little more about wanting what you can have
Engineering and flag football
Being downtown every night in the fall

For awhile we drank it all
We never dreamed this buzz wouldnt last
We always parked past the yellow line
Back at 529

Stopiak was in the closet
Mouse chewed through the cabinet floor
Ate the cheese and then ran out before
Where that mouse was going we didnt really care
We had all we ever wanted
In that pair of crutches in the closet

We all had our drunkest days
But I swear I don't even remember yesterday

Nest had two closets
But no lock on the door
Left over from a century before
How this house was still standing
We didn't really care
We had all we ever wanted
In that corner apartment

more lyrics on the way

-n