The non battlin bucs now own-

• The worst record in the national league
• The most losses in the Majors
• Most Games Behind in the NL
• Most road losses in the Majors (its not even close)
• Outscored 153-113
• Most runs aloud in the NL
• Least runs scored in the NL
• 3-8 in one run games (aka they find a way to lose)
  

The Quest for .100
Nate McLouth .176
Jose Hernandez .185
Ryan Nomit .188
Chris Duffy .200
Jeremy Burnitz .204

The Quest for 100K's
Craig Wilson 27
Jer. Burnitz 26
Jason Bay 26
Chris Duffy 26
(tight competition)

The Quest for 10.00
Oliver Perez (1-4) 7.53
John Grabow (0-1) 5.68
Ian Snelled (1-2) 5.61
Mahallem (1-4) 5.08
Victory (1-4) 5.06

(AP)-
This was a mismatch.
Pitching with the savvy accumulated in 19 major league seasons, Tom Glavine baffled the young Pittsburgh Pirates with an assortment of off-speed pitches in a 6-0 victory Thursday night. He allowed three hits and struck out 10 over seven innings for the 279th victory of his career.

Battle for the Worst
CBS Sportsline Daily Computer Score
Last week no. 29 and 79.27

29. Pittsburgh Pirates 75.66
30. Kansas City Royals 67.52


Upcoming Schedule
Three at Washington (9-20)
The battle of futility begins Friday at 7:05
Pitching matchup of a lifetime

Olly Perez (1-4) 7.53
vs
Zach Day (1-3) 9.82
Prediction: Nats 3 game sweep

Pirates odds of losing 100: 84%

Projected 2006 record: 43-119

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