Ask the Slouch
Norman Chad is the best sports writer in the business today
I know he only writes nonsense but come on, this is good material.

Q. Why didn’t NBA commissioner David Stern discipline Isiah Thomas for his part in the Nuggets-Knicks brawl? (David Landau; Allison Park, Pa.)

A. He did — Thomas still has to coach the Knicks.

Q. Do you wake up on the wrong side of the bed every morning? (J.P. Cleary; Houston)

A. No. Sometimes I wake up on the wrong side of the couch.

Q. When playing “NBA Live 06” on Xbox, what button combination allows me to sucker-punch an opposing player and then run away? (John Rusko; Parma, Ohio)

A. Pay the man, Shirley.


-n