
Dahhhmination
-Cashland, KY (n)
pickin up right where he left off last season, npoc cannot be touched. He has posted the best mark out of any handicapper thus far in town. Its not even close, another dominating performance last night that was only marred by Troy running up the score and costing him the under by a few points.
But how bout that touchdown dog winning by 4 TD's.
I came across this little guy while strolling the INTERnet
The Ten Commandments for Betting the Bowls

I. Thou shalt look to pick the straight up winner of the game.
II. Thou shalt honor the Underdog in December, but favor the Favorite in the New Year.
III. Thou shalt strongly consider Underdogs seeking redemption.
IV. Thou shalt respect the running game.
V. Thou shalt avoid the disinterested or disappointed favorite.
VI. Thou shalt recognize negative momentum.
VII. Thou shalt honor the history of the opposing coaches
VIII. Thou shalt consider Conference strength
IX. Thou shalt review games against common opponents
X. Thou shalt consider experience and other intangible factors
npoc decided to add one
XI. Thou shalt always go against thy public jobber
Lets recap....
My Kim Bauer Sun Belt Bowl Play of the Year DOMINATED
4**** Troy +5 WINNER WINNER seafood fuckin dinner
2** Troy/Rice Under LOSER
Chelllloooo.....
Yesterday: 1-1 +2 units
Overall: 5-2 +7.5 units
I amaze myself
No time to slap myself on the back though, we got 3 bowl games and THE NFFFFLLLLLL

Papajohns.com Bowl
The best part about this, I can almost guarantee theres gonna be some special at halftime to order online and get a bunch of free shit. I love commercialized bowl games. Chik-fil-a did it 5 years back with their bowl, they just gave away free nuggets online.
South Florida vs East Carolina
1p.m.
Birmingham, Alabama
ESPN2
I have been slobbering over this game for so long now. As soon as I saw the matchup, the point spread, the public jobbers and USF's win in Morgantown. 78% of america loves USF even with the line spiraling out of control. So lets pound ECU baby, my

Pre-Christmas Conference USA Blowjob Bonnie Bowl Game of the Year.....
7 units ******* on ECU +6
dahhh
New Mexico Bowl
New Mexico (who else) vs San Jose State
4:30 p.m.
ESPN
First off this thing is lacking a cheesy sponsor and that just sucks but Bodog is offering live betting on it, maybe the biggest technological breakthrough of my time. I am going big time here too.
4 units **** on San Jose State +3.5
Belll Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
December 23 8pm
Fort Worth, Tejas
ESPN
Tulsa vs Utah
I should pretty plopped at this point so whatever my bet is now, I am sure Ill stumble to my comptuer and quadruple it.
1 unit * on Utah -1
NFL Play for a Goof
3 units *** on Oakland Raiders +7.5
Thats a gimme right there especially with the 7.5. Even your mother will be on Kansas City.
Bowl Challenge
npoc 2
Pulaski 0
Todays matchup
npoc ECU +4
Pulaski USF -4

Junior Mint
When conversing with a black fellow who acts very white it would be apropriate to call him a junior mint, white on the inside but black on the outside.
-n
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