Live Las Vegas Bowl Running Chat
-Las Vegas, Heaven (n)

8:50 p.m.
I join the action in progress as BYU and Oregon's offense continue to sputter much to the dismay of Brent Musberger who continues to egg them to score after he introduced the game by telling you football fans out there to "get your calculators." I get my bottle of gin instead.

BYU 3-0 vs Oregon
Thrashers 2-0 vs Pens
Pitt 67-65 vs Ok State
Green Bay who knows-who knows vs Minnesota (does anybody get the NFL N?)

9:03 p.m.
Wow who would of thought that consecutive commercials on all athletic events currently on television would lead to something so great. I just stumbled on the OC and onto my second stiffy. Remember the OC. I just saw Mischa Barton posters in Bebe today. What are the odds. Looks like that ole Seth and Ryan are up to no good again in Newport Beach.
Why do none of them drink? And who in the hell is that snack with Ryan, i gotta start watching this more often.

BYU 10-0 vs Oregon
Thrashers 3-1 vs Pens
Pitt 74-75 vs Ok State
Green Bay 3-0 vs Minnesota (my ESPN bottomline just told me)
Seth Cohen 1-0 vs Ryan Atwood

9:26 p.m.
This cant be possible, a teeny bopper soap opera is having me flick around a COLLEGE BOWL GAME and a pens game and nurse this gin n tonic. Julie Cooper is up to no good again but there is this hilarious old cowboy guy. I could listen to this guy all day, he really needs his own sitcom.

"Hey cowboy you wanna dance"
"Is the pope catholic?"

You just cant make stuff up that good.

Not to brag but I was DEAD on with this under, I just cant miss. Brett Musberger had to of been the over, he just cant open the lack of scoring. These Las Vegas commercials just keep getting funnier.




Doctor "apparently there is absolutely nothing wrong with you"
Concerned Wife "How is it possible for someone to remember NOTHING AT ALL about an entire week"
As the hungover husband looks on. Honest to god whoever wrote that little diddy needs a raise, now.

Craig James, Bob Davie running downhill count: 1
I will NEVER ever EVER ever EVer for the life of me understand that cliche. How can a running back be RUNNING DOWNHILL. Are the defenders chasing him RUNNING DOWNHILL also, because then that is not much of an advantage. Give me a drink.

BYU 17-0 vs Oregon
Thrashers 3-2 vs Pens (get Thibault out of the fucking game)
Pitt vs Ok State 1st Overtime
Seth Cohen 3-0 vs Ryan Atwood

9:51 p.m.
Can Summer really be pregnant? This old cowboy guy has me dying over here, he needs to be a main character. ITS FUCKING NEW YEARS EVE pick up SOME GODDAMN BOOZE. One girl took a swing from a flask, the rest of these weenies are ordering bottles of water at the bar. THey musta taken 8 cars to this bar, cause apparently they're all DD'ing. Pass the fuckin Rum.

This MAC officiating squad is clearly not used to a national audience. The head umpire has caught a case of alzheimer and is making an ass out of himself and his entire family, distant and immediate.

And for all things Jaime Fox, get Ryan Leaf outta the booth. Atleast if your gonna have him up there, make him wear that ridiculuos cowboy hat and grill him on why his NFL career was a bigger mistake than Debbie Does Dallas being filmed in Houston.

Ok so that creepy guy turned out to be Ryans dad, and Seth is engaged? I need to get caught up on this damn season. I'm never going out on Thursdays again, there is just too much good TV.

Mind you The Office Christmas party is on and my name is Earl hasnt even started yet.
Bob Davie just said running downhill again. So I guess he wouldnt want to cut back or reverse field because that would mean he was running against the grain or uphill.

Zing, finally Musberger gets a smirk outta me. As the camera pans to the vegas strip, he slides in his obligatory gambling reference.

"People down there on the strip having a good time, most of them PAYING VERY CLOSE ATTENTION, to whats going on in here"

Cant sneak that one by me Brett you degenerate fucking gambler.

I just watched scenes from next episode of the OC, that completly ruined it for me. Why did I do that, whats left to watch. Sandy Cohen punches Frank Atwood and Seth calls off the marriage. I already know it. I feel like Dan Reese checking spoilers to 24.

dahhh, Crosby with 13 seconds left scores an empty netter, we got overtime in atlanta, i just spilled some of my drinl.
Pitt plays some solid defense to force 2OT.
Oregon cant find the fuckin endzone with a map. They are making me look like an f'n genius over here.

My Name is Earl is the most racist sitcom in network history.

BYU 31-0 vs Oregon
Pens 3-3 vs Thrashers OT
Pitt vs Ok State 2OT

10:32
They had a Las Vegas bowl and Monday Night Football broke out. Get Jerry Tarkanian out of the booth.
He was head basketball coach at UNLV.
And this is a football game.

Not involving UNLV.
And he isnt dirnking.

Is there a more akward moment on television than trying to get a guest out of the annouce booth. Brent is literally draggin Jerry out by his shirt, but he aint leaving.

Svetlana just saved herself in the Duel. That maybe the only instant of tattoos on a female working. EVER.

I lost count of the running downhill references, Musberger was right about bringing those calculators. This gin bottle running out on me is tstarting to become an issue.

Pens lose in overtime, do they even try doing shootouts? Thibault doesnt have a 5 hole, he has a 5,742 hole. Why would anybody not named jya caufield shoot in anywhere elese, WHYY?

Brent Musbgerger just proved that it is IMPOSSible to be the worst play by play annoucener on tv the same time Bryant Gumble is on. Or atleast someone says he is on, but there is really n o way to tell cause im not flipping to the travel channel toawatch a game.

Pitt loses in double OT at Ok state, not a good 2 minutes for Pittsburgh fans, not atall. Carl Krauser not pleased either.

Craig James just tied his career high for funny references in a game with one.
They pull up a diagram of fattest offensive lines and Oregon is second and BYU is fourth.

"Then you got New Mexico State way up at No.1, god knows what they're feeding them out there"

Not the best material but for it is craig James rembmer that.

Good god in the name of Gino Torretta just I just see a C.Holiday passing stat line on my screen. It couldnt be could it. No, just cant. He was 0 for 1, but still.
Carlisle?
Is it true?
IS TI?

I love how Brent Musberger is announcing the NFL score to fans as "we are being told that GB is 20 seconds away from winning a low scoring game"
Like the game is being played in Instanbul and on the Discovery Channel.

I guess a 38-8 route warrants four consecutive Craig James highlights in a row. I'll drink to that.

Holy NCAA Probation, did they just talk about SMU having a huge budget? Bob Davie, James and Brent all just referenced it. Wow Eric Dickerson is not pleased.
Now Brents rubbing it in.

(for those clueless fans at home right now, SMU used to pay players hundreds of thousands of dollars and got the NCAA death penatly because of corruption financially)

Craig James and Eric Dickerson became the only NCAA players in history to take a PAY CUT on their way to the NFL.

Brent Musberger is calling out the experts now.
If you listen closely you can hear Brent ripping up his betting tickets in the background.
I think we learned a few lessons from this debacle tonight.

Brent Musberger does not belong in Las Vegas or within 7 states of a sportsbook.

BYU and Sin City are just an odd couple.

Never take a pregnancy test in a public bathroom.

Personal Fouls in bowl games are reason to drink.

Jaime Pressly is at her best in My Name is Earl (and yes that includes her many many nude scenes)

I always thought the worst thing about the BCS moving to Fox was having Jimmyjohnsons in the booth. I was wrong.
ESPN only has the Rose Bowl now.
And this game contains more Rose Bowl promos than irrelevant studio guests.

All in all a solid night.

Whattttttt, BYU us rusghing the field in a bowl game. Im drinking all night, i cant belive that. I have never seen this, its a fuckin bowl game, they just rushed the field. This laptop is soaked.
Imagine if Mormons were aloud to drink.

Oh fuck off Musberger, BYU students on the field and you sign off talking about Green Bay.
They are on the field. Dahhhh.

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