Viva Las Vegas
-Heaven, (n)
College Football, bowl game, Las Vegas, cheesy sponsor by a Plasma TV brand, betting. If West Virginia is almost heaven, then this is the real deal.

Throw in some embarassing uni's worn by the ducks and a BYU head coach with the first name Bronco and you just gave npoc a reason to get black out drunk for the 7th consecutive night.

Hopefully Margarita Mamma's will have the audio on, that bowl game intro by Ron Walters will give any grown man chills up and down their spines. Not to mention the obligatory sponsor interview.

"Lets send it down to Holly Rowe"

"Thanks Ron, I'm here with the CEO of Pioneer Pure Vision Flat Panel Plasma HD capable big screens. Why is it so important to have said company be a part of this prestigious bowl game being played a month before news year day"

Then he goes on with a cliche riddled discussion all the while 3 plays have just happened with one probably being a TD.

On to the picks....

3 *** BYU/Oregon Under 62
I'm hoping for 61 points here actually, cause thats 9 TD's and a TD at the bar means someones doing a shot.

1* BYU -3
Let me repeat, their head coaches first name is BRONCO. If you need to know anything else then your not a betting man.

and for a goof put a small fortune on Minnesota +3.5 in Lambaste filled

Overall: 1-1 -.5 units

Racial Slur of the Day

New York Met

Add this to your daily vocabulary when dealing with Hispanics. The origin of it comes from the large percentage of Hispanics playing on the Mets.

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