Live Pre-Bowl Show
-Studio 3B

Welcome to npocs fourth annual pre-bowl game show. E-mails and phone calls are welcome and we'll be checking in with reports from across the country.

The Poinsettia Bowl is fast approaching and in the meantime ESPN Classic has continuous footage of past bowl games on around the clock. I just watched Louisville's 44-40 win over Boooyseee in the Liberty bowl back in 2004.

The Cardinals went 10-1 that year and Booyyseee went 11-0 and their reward was the Liberty Bowl. Hmmmm, isn't that their record this year? Sure fucking is. So why in the name of Jim Bob Cooter are they both being rewarded with BCS games.

Liberty Bowl to Orange and Fiesta? That is a big f'n difference for having the same goddamn records.
Looks like that has drawn some responses, lets take to the phones.
D. Hawkins calling from Boulder your on the air, whats going on?

"Wait just one second, I'll get back to this press conference after I repsond to this jackass blogger who has way to much time on his hands. The Broncos fully deserve a BCS game this year and they earned it. We also deserved a chance in 2004 but the BCS wasn't expanded yet. Expect to see a BCS game like you have expected in the past, Boise will not let down."

Thanks for the call coach and no I do not have too much time on my hands, just too much adderall, but thats neither here nor there. If by BCS expansion you mean dillution then you're right. And shouldnt you be worried about Colorado, you guys went something like 1-10 this year. You lost more games to D-1AA teams than Boooyseee lost to anyone. Hows that job change working out for ya?

That leaves the phone lines open...

32 bowl games, that seems like a lot doesn't it? As long as degenerate gamblers like me keep watching the Silicon Valley Football classic which kicked off at 10:30 p.m. two years ago then they'll keep expanding like that dent on Connollys futon.

Lets now welcome in our sideline reporter, Blowjob Bonnie. How ya doing double B?

"Before the game I talked to the head coach and he said his team needs to come out and put points on the scoreboard. He also says he wants his team to play well and avoid letting the other team put points on the scoreboard.

When I asked him what he thought of the controversy surrounding his team he told me 'it is what it is.'

Thats all from me, back upstairs to you guys in the booth"

Goodjob Blowjob, despite the fact that there is only one of me, and there is no booth. Do you just make this stuff up? That added absolutely nothing to our discussion but your left bicep is looking nicely developed.

Well the phone lines are filling up after that last insightful report, lets answer some calls.

Arts Hell from I dont know where, your on npocs live pre-bowl show. Whaddya say Arts?

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You there Mr. Hell? Arts, hello? Are you even awake? You're on the air.

Ok, you're off the air.

Well the phone lines aren't working too good apparently, lets check for some e-mails.

Oh, we have an e-mail from Greg Lee King Pipes.

npoc,

By the way, hate the show. I just wanted to know how in the good lord's hell can Middle Tennessee State, Rice, Troy, Tulsa and Northern Illinois make f'n bowl games while Pitt gets sent home for the holidays. Its a crime and coach Wannstache does not deserve that.

Thanks for feedback Mr. Pipes. Well I don't have a media guide available but I don't think any of the aforementioned teams lost their last five games including a trip to U f'n CONN. But maybe someone has a better answer for why 6-6 sPitt is home for the holidays.

Blowjob Bonnie who'd you catch up to on the sidelines?

"I'm here with coach Wannstache himself. Coach are you tired of those re-runs of Christmas story yet?"

"Well Bonnie, the thing is, we want to play smashmouth football and put points on the scoreboard. That's the bottom line"

"Coach, is that a Miami Dolphins shirt?"

"Well I don't know what you guys saw from up in the pressbox but down here on the field it was different. I would like to think that we can punt a ball and down it inside the 20. But it is what it is and we need our runningbacks to start running downhill."

"Back upstairs to JB and the boys."

Coach, you say your running backs need to start running downhill. An added benefit of that, is that if your back should fumble, the defender would be returning it uphill correct?

"We need to run faster.

Thats it, just run faster."

Pitt fans are not pleased.

The rest of the e-mails contain numerous vulgarities that are not even appropriate for a Charlie Brown's Kwanzaa.

Welp, thats all I got to offer to this discussion. Lets send it back to Blowjob Bonnie to wrap up the show.

"When asked about the status of his players, the coach told me that he had no comment. That is an interesting development down here. I'm getting out of the f'n rain now."

-n