
TCU Opens Bowl Season With Blow-Out
-San Diego, CA (n)
This game was supposed to be brought to you by the San Diego County Credit Union but it ended up being presented by San Diego Chargers Running backs. Ladanian (from TCU) and Michael the Burner Turner (from NIU) were on hand and probably wagered a few grand against each other's alma maters.
LT never had to sweat as a white QB dominated and Wolfe was exposed as a scrub.
I started watching this game in PNC Park and the no booze policy went out the window shortly before kick off. I made my way to Soho with a solid buzz on free beer and a stiffy that I confiscated from the general manger.
From my vantage point at Soho I thought the score said 10-0 TCU, so you can imagine my suprise when I walked over to see it was 30-0. IC Light drafts and Miller Lite bottles soon gave way to Soco and limes, worshington apples and a few 9$ Jager Bombs. Deal of the fucking century, HA.
Some older manager type people with a lot more money than me made their way over and started buying everything in sight, including a room upstairs in the Marriot.
I counted down to bowl season for a month and I ended up being so plopped I didnt even watch a single drive of the harrison county african credit union poinsettia bowl.
A decent night but nothing like Ron Mexico living the high life in the dark watching TV.
Bet wise I split. I covered the under but wiffed big on NIU.
Yesterday: 1-1 -.5 units
Overall: 1-1 -.5 units
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