Sep 21, 2008

Saturday Bloody Saturday

Murdered yesterday
I was absolutely slaughtered
My two Games of the Month

North Carolina up 17-3 at home in the 3rd quarter
They lose out right

San Jose State up 10-0 to start the game as nine point dogs
Stanford punches in a touchdown with nine seconds on the clock to cover the spread by a few points

Unreal, two of the worst breaks I have ever, ever seen
But no excuses
Time to bounce back on Sunday


2 units Chicago -3 LOSE
2 units Kansas City +6.5
LOSE
3 units San Francisco -5
WIN
3 units Carolina +3.5
LOSE
4 units Washington -3
WIN
4 units Philadelphia -3
WIN
7 units Dallas & Green Bay Under 51.5
WIN

Sunday 4-3 +11 units
YTD- 39-22 +29 units

The Office
Season One

Episode Two
"Health Care"

Dwight Schrute:  Someone forged medical information, and that's a felony.

Jim Halpert:  OK, Whoa, alright 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?

Dwight Schrute:  Uh, Leprosy? Flesh Eating Bacteria. Hot Dog Fingers. Government Created Killer Nano Robot Infection?






Dwight Schrute:Uh, knock please. Please knock. This is an office.
Jim Halpert:[points to sign] It says 'workspace'.
Dwight Schrute:Same thing.
Jim Halpert:If it's the same thing then why'd you write 'workspace'?
Dwight Schrute:[pauses] Just knock, please. Okay? A sign of respect for a superior.
Jim Halpert:You are not my superior.
Dwight Schrute:Oh gee, then why do I have an office?
Jim Halpert:I thought it was a workspace.


Dwight Schrute:The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering from a medical condition won't receive the care they need because someone in this office is coming up with ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis.
Jim Halpert:Sounds Tough.
Dwight Schrute:Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?




-n

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