Mundddddddddddy Night Football

A slight bounce back day on Sunday picking up 11 of the 3 billion units I lost on Saturday

Pirates lost their home closer, to cap off a horrendous home slate where they failed to reach .500 even at home. They have 91 losses in this their 16th consecutive losing season

For whatever reason Jack Wilson got a standing ovation by the near empty crowd 

This is the only city that applauds a balding piece of shit buck toothed shortstop who has been a part of more losing seasons than anybody else on this laughable Pittsburgh Baseball Circus

The only reason for the applause could have been that he is finally leaving

The Pirates are still within reach of 98 losses

Keep the Faith

The Ryan Mundy Night Football Pick of the Week

2 units New York Jets +8.5 LOSER

YTD- 39-23 +28 units

The Office

Season One

Episode Three

"Health Care"

Dwight Schrute:	Who wrote this 'hilarious' one, anal fissures?
Kevin:	That's a real thing.
Dwight Schrute:	Yeah, well no one here has it.
Kevin:	[timidly looks around] Someone has it.

Dwight Schrute:	Okay, first, let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?
Michael Scott:	Uh, none: you're picking a healthcare plan.
Dwight Schrute:	Okay we'll table that for now...

Voice:	You mean the elevator that takes you down into the mine shaft? It's not really a ride.
Michael Scott:	Uh, it says here that it's a 300-foot drop.
Voice:	Well it goes 300 feet into the earth but it moves really slowly.
Michael Scott:	So it's not a free fall?
Voice:	It's an industrial coal elevator.
Michael Scott:	Uh... alright, well, once you get down into the mine, you got laser tag or something?

Michael Scott:

The most sacred thing I do is care... Today I am in charge of picking a great new healthcare plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um, yes. Like a specialist.

-n