Its over, its finally over
The curse is not
Far from it, no other explanation
How does a team win 97 games and then all of a sudden turn the calendar into October and forget how to
PITCH
HIT
FIELD
Not one single player is exempt from blame, maybe some bullpen guy might have pitched a scoreless inning but my god, the Pirates could have taken one of three from the Dodgers
My baseball misery is over
I really have absolutely no interest in the remaining LCS series
Sausage Links
By Nicholas Tolomeo
Docsports.com
I break down the rat race for the national championship and what odds are worth taking
By Nicholas Tolomeo
Docsports.com
A barn burner in the Sun Belt is on the horizon and I break it down and give you all the trends you ever wanted to know about the Owls and Trojans
The Office
Season Two
Episode Two
"Sexual Harrasment"
The GrandDaddy Office quote of them all...
| Jim Halpert: | Does that include 'that's what she said'? |
| Michael Scott: | Mmhh, yes. |
| Jim Halpert: | Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling. |
| Michael Scott: | Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! |
| Michael Scott: | When I said before that I was king of forwards, you gotta understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another. |
| Michael Scott: | Families grow, and at some point the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I'm upper management, and it'd be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam- as much as I might want to. |
| Michael Scott: | We're like Friends. I am Chandler, and Joey, and uh, Pam is Rachel, and Dwight is... Kramer. |
License plate says WLHUNG
| Ryan Howard: | Are you a big William Hung fan? |
| Todd Packer: | Why does everybody ask me that? Who the hell is that!? |
| Todd Packer: | So a guy goes home and tells his wife, 'Honey, pack your bags! I just won the lottery!' She goes, 'Oh my God. That's incredible! Where we going?' He says, 'I don't know where you're going, just be outta here by 5!' |
| Michael Scott: | Todd Packer and I are total B.F.F.: Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time we were out and we met this set of twins and Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another; we brought them back to the hotel and then Packer did both of them. It was awesome! |
Probably the greatest episode in office history
-n
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