Fake Roadtrip

I am about to embark on an eight day trip emcompassing five states, seven bottles of licky, one keg, one pit pass, one toosh, three or four speeding tickets, a chris hill, one public intox before noon, one syndo, a phillies sweep (getting swept i mean), 145 gallons of gas in my xterra hybrid with EPA 4 MPG, a syracuse wvu thriller, a coach willy s meltdown, one pugliatte, six drunken post 8pm bets from McNeil, a whole lot of booze and a dunkerly on the loose

But before that lets get to my
ACC Play of the Month

6 units Clemson +1.5

2 units Houston -18

Stay tuned for Saturday when I unveil my SEC PLAY OF THE YEAR

-n