Welp

The Play of the Year blew up in my face

It was one Jeannette high school graduate fall down away from being a big winner

By TP decided a first down on 3rd and 1 was not enough as his team was winding the clock down

Rather he decided to kick it outside, holding the ball with one hand like a fuckin meatball that the penn state defense poked away

someone said it today best at fake limetime

the best thing Terrelle Pryor could have done for JoePa was go to ohio state

Tuesday Night Action

Tuesday Night College Football Previews

By Nicholas Tolomeo

DocSports.com

tonight's play is on Marshall +7.5

Even though it is fake college football at the Joan

I cant wait for Marshall's text, probably going to come in around 9:45 mocking the atmosphere at the Joan

Some of his best weekday excerpts

"If there's 5,000 people at Legion Field I'm the King of Spain"

"This is one of those games where its too bad someone has to win"

The Office

Season Two

Episode Four

"The Fire"

Dwight Schrute:

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marylin Monroe! Ryan started the fire!

Dwight Schrute:	Question, is there fire wood on the island?
Jim Halpert:	I guess.
Dwight Schrute:	Then I would bring an ax, no books.
Jim Halpert:	It has to be a book Dwight.
Dwight Schrute:	Fine, Physician's Desk Reference-
Jim Halpert:	Nice, smart.
Dwight Schrute:	...hollowed out, inside-waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

Michael Scott:

Yes, I've heard 'women and children first', but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace, by law, so if I let them out first... I have a lawsuit on my hands.

Michael Scott:

I did not go to business school. You know who else didn't go to business school? LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Kobe Bryant. They went right from high school to the NBA so... [pause] So, it's not the same thing at all.

Phyllis:	[listing favorite books] The DaVinci Code.
Angela:	The DaVinci Code. I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code.
Dwight Schrute:	Yeah right, that would keep you warm for like 7 seconds.

-n