COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME OF THE YEAR

You Only get one of these

Its here

I won't even put a unit amount on it

It IS THE PLAY OF THE YEAR

Ohio State +3 (-125)

Get the Hook!

Tommy Tuberville

"That was the best team we've played all year"

-After the WVU game

Auburn has also played LSU, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, etc.

Charles Barkley interview with Dan Patrick

Dan Patrick: Have you been approached by Dancing With the Stars?

Charlest Barkley: Yes

DP: Are you thinking about doing it?

CB: Hell no, They practice 12 hours a day on that show. Other than gambling there's nothing I want to do 12 hours a day.

Sports Illustrated Sign of the Apocalypse

An Elgin, Illinois high school student was forced to remove a Cubs jersey she wore to school because a staffer thought FUKUDOME was a curse word.

The Office

Season Two

Episode Three

Office Olympics

Dwight Schrute:

A thirty year mortgage at Michael's age essentially means that he's buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls... so you couldn't hear the other dead people.

Ryan:	Breakfast. I got you a sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.
Michael Scott:	Oh yummy yummy. Thank you Ryan.
Ryan:	What was the thing you needed me to come in early for?
Michael Scott:	Uh... the sausage, egg and cheese biscuit.

Dwight Schrute:

Thank God. It was nice of him to offer, but I live in a nine bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range. It's the perfect situation for me. Although two bathrooms would have been nice. We just have the one... and it's under the porch.

-n