Elisha Cuthbert Starring as Sean Avery's Sloppy Seconds

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Hollywood changes alot of people but not Elisha Cuthbert. Even after countless movies, stripping down to her skivvies in The Girl Next Door and 76 episodes as Kim Bauer in "24", the Canadian Born actress could get a double major for boarding becuase of all the hockey players shes banged. 

After dating Dallas Star toughguy Sean Avery, an early candidate for Man Of The Year, Cuthbert has been seen canoodling with Montreal Canadien Mike Komisarek and Calgary defenseman Dion Phaneuf. So basically if you're playing professional hockey in Canada and your getting a piece of Elisha Cuthbert you're not trying. 

With an upcoming game against Calgary, the home of Cuthbert's affection atleast for now, Avery had this to say.

"I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada," he said. "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."

Of course those savvy marketers at NHL, instead of promoting this game with a love triangle angle, more like a love octogan actually, they have decided to suspend Avery indefenitily. 

Genius.

What would instantly become must see TV, now turns into must move to Canada to see TV. 

Avery's sloppy seconds have been moving around the NHL faster than a journeyman goon. His former broad, model and actress Rachel Hunter is now dating Los Angeles Kings center Jarrett Stoll.

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