Plaxico Burress uses alias and claims he was shot while eating good in the neighborhood

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After shooting himself in the leg at a Manhattan club, Plexy searched for a "shady" hospital for ninety minutes that would cover up his shooting injury, after finding that such places do not exist in first world countries, Plexy settled for New York-Cornell Hospital where he signed in as Harris Smith. Apparently Ron Canada was unavailable. 

Getting special treatment at New York-Cornell Hospital, where he gave his name as Harris Smith, saying he'd been shot at an Applebee's restaurant. Nonetheless, hospital workers recognized him as Plaxico Burress, sources said, and the gunshot was not reported, as required by law.

The best part about this is that is seemed very probable to Plaxico Burress that Applebee's would be a plausible place to be shot in the leg, as if the doctor would say "Yes, Applebee's. You're lucky to be alive after stepping out of that place, Mr. Smith-and-definitely-not-Plaxico-Burress. You should see the bodies  we haul out of there after 2-for-1 margarita night."

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