BREAK UP THE BUCS!
Pirates Prepare to Surrender the Season
Most cities that is a playful rallying cry when a team expected to do nothing gets off to a somewhat hot start
Here in Pittsburgh that is what is being yelled at Pirate front office meetings
If the season ended today, whic is only a stretch of the imagination by 144 games and 6 months, the Pirates would have the right to get swept by the Dodgers in the first round of the playoffs
We need to nip this Pirate talk in the bud immediately
The North American Pro Sports Record of 17 consecutive losing seasons is not even in jeopardy, that is still a lock
The Pirates losing 100 games, still a lock
Talk to me June 1 when the Pirates have just gotten swept by the Nationals in a series attended by more groundscrew workers than fans
The Pirates still rank last in fan attendance this season
DEAD LAST
Here's a snausage link to prove it ESPN: MLB Attendance
MLB PROPS
The bet designed for the Attention Disorder in all of us
Will there be a run in the first inning and who will score the first run of the game
I break both down in my latest article on DocSports.com
By Nicholas Tolomeo
DocSports.com
4/23/2009
Pens Advance
What is worse, blowing a 3-1 series lead or blowing a 3-0 lead in a home game
Well regardless the Penguins never actually came through and blew the 3-1 series lead but the Flyers sure did accomplish the latter
The win and all the circumstances behind it made the Game 5 FSN blackout loss worth it
Bulls/Celtics
Precious space on this so called blog is very rarely reserved for NBA but something needs to be said about this Bulls/Celtics series
It has everything you can ask for
-The defending champions on the ropes
-A rookie blossoming like a rose in front of the nation
-Overtime
-Kevin Garnett cussing like a sailor on the sideline, flaring his nostrils after every made basket and wearing a sweater under a suit on top of a vest and tie sweating his balls off
-Double Overtime
-Ben "I look like Tupac" Gordon hitting big shot after big shot
-Vinny Del Negro looking clueless
-A Game Tree blowout that had some thinking Celtics in Five
-A 2-2 series
-The Bulls awakening the ghosts of Michael in the United Center
-Goofy white guys Brad Miller and Veal Scalabrene
The Office
Season Two
Episode 14
The Carpet
| Ryan: | Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot this week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me. |
| Michael Scott: | I am a victim of a hate crime. I think Stanley knows what I''m talking about. |
| Stanley: | That's not what a hate crime is. |
| Michael Scott: | Well I hated it! A lot! |
| Michael Scott: | [in reference to Todd Packer] One time he stuck this guys head in the toilet for a full minute. The guy didn't have a very good sense of humor about it. Probably why he didn't get hired. |
| Todd Packer: | [on Michael's speaker phone] I'm looking for a gay nerd named Michael Scott! |
| Michael Scott: | How did you get this number? |
| Todd Packer: | From your mom, you gay nerd! |
| Michael Scott: | I don't see any package. How big was it? |
| Todd Packer: | Um... It was pretty big. |
TOP TEN ALL-TIME MATERIAL
| Michael Scott: | [in reference to Todd Packer] One time, as a joke, he banged every girl in the office. It was hilarious. |
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