DANDY ANDY

Lil LaLaLaRoche gets first hit of season, Buccos drop two to last place Astros, bid farewell to .500

-NorthSide, Pa

It was evident that the Astros were the second worst team in MLB just ahead of the Washington Nationals on Monday when they lost to the lowly Pirates 7-0. 

Three days later, after a 4-1 win and a 6-3 win by the Astros, it is now evident that the Pirates are not too far ahead.

But it is okay because Dandy Andy LaRoche got a hit. 

Of course it did not score his brother who was running like a snail around second base and LaRoche followed that up two innings later with a 6-4-3 inning ending double play but its okay because Greg Brown wet his pants and the crowd applauded Andy LaRoche for taking two weeks to a goddamn hit

Pirates 4-5  .444 Lost 2

On Pace For 72-90

How Low Can They Go

Ryan DoNut .235

Nasty Nate McSleuth .219

Dirty Vazquez .188

Craig MunRow .125

Dandy Andy .050

How High Can They Go

Ross Ohlendorf 0-2 4.91

Jeff Karstens 0-0 6.75

Ian Smell 0-2 7.20

Sean Burnett 0-1 7.36

Donnie Veal Scalabrene 0-0 9.00

T. Yates 0-0 9.00

Chasing Dunn's Record

Player (and I use that term loosely)...Strikeouts

Adam LaRoche...........9

Steady Freddy.........8

Ryan NoMit...........7

McSleuth.............7

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