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The Sopranos
Season 6
Episode 1
Recap:
"If your nose runs, and your feet smell, you're built upside down"

"Isn't it a coincedence that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrigs disease?"



You Might Be a Redneck If....
-You've ever named a child for a good dog
-Part of your parole states that you are not allowed to own sheep
-Your car and its motor are more than ten feet apart

Chuck Norris facts of the week:
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

-If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.


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